A Few Great Pie Quotes

"Cut my pie into four pieces. I don't think I could eat eight."
- Yogi Berra

"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
-David Mamett

"There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie."
-Edgar Guest

"If you wish to bake a pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
-Carl Sagan

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